Pumpkin carving hack if you’re not artistic

I am NOT great at crafts, but I really wanted to host a pumpkin carving party this year. I decided to make my pumpkin functional so it wouldn‘t matter what it looked like, and here’s what I came up with:

Everyone did a great job with their pumpkins, but mine can serve wine from his mouth! I decided to add eyes last minute to make it at least look like a face.

In fairness, I did attempt to do carve a Georgia “G” into another pumpkin, but the whole middle fell out. Here’s that attempt!